– I haven’t had sex for a really long time. (laughs) Sex isn’t really a bid deal for me, and- (buzzing) – Not a big deal. – I understand. (laughing) – [Narrator] Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show. When the button lights up red, either player may press it and swap out their date for a new person. If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes, they win an all expenses paid second date. – [Button] Welcome to The Button. – [Jessi] Hello. – [Caden] What’s you’re name? – Jessi. – Jessi, I’m Caden. – [Jessi] Hi, Caden. – [Button] The date begins now. – All right. – Yeah. – Okay, cool. – How old are you? – I’m … (laughs) Why don’t you guess? – [Button] Jessi, you seem nervous. – Well yeah. (laughing) I don’t know, ’cause well, whose supposed to answer that? Or like what? (laughs) There’s so much going on. – [Button] When was the last time you were both in a serious relationship? – Go ahead. (laughs) – Seven or eight months ago now, how about you? – Oh, that’s a long time ago, probably 2013. So it’s been hard to find someone with staying power. (buzzing) – No offense.
I’m sorry, you’ve been a great date. – Okay. – [Button] Sorry, Jessi. – This is brutal. I’m an asshole. – Hello. – Hi. – My name’s Mikey. – Caden. – Nice to meet you. – [Button] The date begins now. – So, this thing can talk to us. – Yeah, can you give us a prompt? – [Button] When was the last time you both cried? – Honestly, not for a long time. I’m waiting for it to hit me and so many moments have passed that it hasn’t. I’m like, “Am I able to cry anymore?” You know what I mean? – I hope that cry comes for you, in a good way. – Thanks, I’m waiting for it. (laughing) I don’t know. (beeping) (buzzing) – I’m gonna call it. – [Button] You are released, Mikey.
Why did you reject them? – No sparks, I knew this was going to harder than Tinder. (laughs) (rewinding) – Okay, I’m gonna. (buzzing) – All right. – It’s great to meet you. – Yeah, you too. (rewinding) (buzzing) – Sorry. (buzzing) – Happy Birthday. – Thank you so much. (buzzing) – Let’s see who the next one is. – I’m Carter, nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you, Carter. – All right, cool. What’s poppin’? What’s good? – Not much, just worked all day.
What about you? – Yeah, I worked, too. Just give people pastries and shit. Make coffee, I’m a barista.
Yeah, what about you? – All right. I’m a server at Olive Garden. – Dude, lit, we get free breadsticks, though? – You don’t get free breadsticks. (beeping) – Okay, that’s fair. (buzzing) (laughing) – [Button] Tyson, you’re out. – All right. (laughs) – [Button] Carter, what is your type? – Honestly, anyone, if you’re into me, I’m into you. Are we vibin’, Button? – [Button] Wow, I think so. Give me a little kiss. (smooshing) Wow. – Hi, I’m Carter. – I’m Jane, nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. How’s your day going? – It’s going honestly really great. – Yeah? – [Jane] Yeah, how’s yours? – It’s good now. (laughing) – What do you do for your hobbies? – I like to paint shit, man.
I’m going to school right now for graphic design ’cause I’m trying to make a brand for myself. – Yeah. – [Button] How would you describe your brand? – Maybe 2000’s cartoons. You watch Cartoon Network at all or anything? – Oh yeah, absolutely in the 2000’s. That’s like all I- – Yeah, totally. Like Ed Edd n Eddy, exactly. (beeping) I’m trying to get all of those characters tattooed on me, bro. – Oh, really?
Do you have any tattoos at all? – Yeah, I’ve got a clown right there. – [Jane] Oh, I like it. – [Carter] These are all stick and pokes. My friend does them. – If you don’t mind me touching. – No, go ahead. – I’m sorry, these are really beautiful stick and pokes. – [Carter] Right? I’m serious about color-blocking on my body, so I have- (buzzing) Oh. – [Jane] I’m sorry. – Hey, you catfished me, bro. You catfished me so hard.
It’s your loss though. – I know, I’m sorry. – [Button] Jane, why did you reject Carter? – [Carter] Yeah, I’d like to know. (laughing) – In general, I could see us being really good friends, but I can’t see a romantic relationship in it. – [Button] Okay. – [Scott] Hey, I’m Scott. – Nice to meet you. – [Scott] Good to meet you. – You have beautiful eyes. – I love your lashes. – Thank you. – You have a good look. – Thanks, so do you. I like your beard. – [Button] Scott has ADD. – You have ADD? – I do. – Me too. – What? – [Jane] Yeah. Fucking crazy- (thumping) – [Button] Woah, woah. Oh, did I like ruin it? – No, you’re fine. – [Button] Thank you, Isabelle. – I don’t know, what’s your experience? I know with ADD, for me, It feels like everything’s moving through my head a million miles an hour. – Yeah. – I get embarrassed by things easily because I think that I’m saying things wrong.
Like this would be- (buzzing) – I’m sorry. – [Button] Goodbye, Scott. – All right. – Oh my God, I’m sorry. – [Button] Why did you reject him? – He’s really cute, but I don’t want to talk about my ADD and stuff with someone else. Is this make me kind of a bitch? Hi. – [Mikey] Hi, how are you? – I’m good, how are you? – I’m well, my names Mikey. (buzzing) – I’m sorry. – That’s okay, no. (buzzing) – Ooh, this is hard. Hi. – Hi, how are you? – I’m good, how are you? – Good. – Oh my God, I love your glasses.
I love your earrings. – Stop. – [Button] Brenna plays the jazz flute. (laughs) – Oh, but like Ron Burgundy style? (laughing) – Kind of, I play in a funk and jazz band. – [Button] When was your last serious relationship? – Three years ago? And, I lived with my ex, then there was a really bad breakup. And then I ended up having to separate myself from my entire friend group and kinda restart. Yeah. – Yeah, mine was two and a half months ago, – Oh shit, really? – Yeah.
– I haven’t had sex for a really long time. (laughs) Sex isn’t really a bid deal for me, and- (buzzing) – Not a big deal. – I understand. (laughing) – [Narrator] Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show. When the button lights up red, either player may press it and swap out their date for a new person. If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes, they win an all expenses paid second date. – [Button] Welcome to The Button. – [Jessi] Hello. – [Caden] What’s you’re name? – Jessi. – Jessi, I’m Caden. – [Jessi] Hi, Caden. – [Button] The date begins now. – All right. – Yeah. – Okay, cool. – How old are you? – I’m … (laughs) Why don’t you guess? – [Button] Jessi, you seem nervous. – Well yeah. (laughing) I don’t know, ’cause well, whose supposed to answer that? Or like what? (laughs) There’s so much going on. – [Button] When was the last time you were both in a serious relationship? – Go ahead. (laughs) – Seven or eight months ago now, how about you? – Oh, that’s a long time ago, probably 2013. So it’s been hard to find someone with staying power. (buzzing) – No offense.
I’m sorry, you’ve been a great date. – Okay. – [Button] Sorry, Jessi. – This is brutal. I’m an asshole. – Hello. – Hi. – My name’s Mikey. – Caden. – Nice to meet you. – [Button] The date begins now. – So, this thing can talk to us. – Yeah, can you give us a prompt? – [Button] When was the last time you both cried? – Honestly, not for a long time. I’m waiting for it to hit me and so many moments have passed that it hasn’t. I’m like, “Am I able to cry anymore?” You know what I mean? – I hope that cry comes for you, in a good way. – Thanks, I’m waiting for it. (laughing) I don’t know. (beeping) (buzzing) – I’m gonna call it. – [Button] You are released, Mikey.
Why did you reject them? – No sparks, I knew this was going to harder than Tinder. (laughs) (rewinding) – Okay, I’m gonna. (buzzing) – All right. – It’s great to meet you. – Yeah, you too. (rewinding) (buzzing) – Sorry. (buzzing) – Happy Birthday. – Thank you so much. (buzzing) – Let’s see who the next one is. – I’m Carter, nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you, Carter. – All right, cool. What’s poppin’? What’s good? – Not much, just worked all day.
What about you? – Yeah, I worked, too. Just give people pastries and shit. Make coffee, I’m a barista.
Yeah, what about you? – All right. I’m a server at Olive Garden. – Dude, lit, we get free breadsticks, though? – You don’t get free breadsticks. (beeping) – Okay, that’s fair. (buzzing) (laughing) – [Button] Tyson, you’re out. – All right. (laughs) – [Button] Carter, what is your type? – Honestly, anyone, if you’re into me, I’m into you. Are we vibin’, Button? – [Button] Wow, I think so. Give me a little kiss. (smooshing) Wow. – Hi, I’m Carter. – I’m Jane, nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. How’s your day going? – It’s going honestly really great. – Yeah? – [Jane] Yeah, how’s yours? – It’s good now. (laughing) – What do you do for your hobbies? – I like to paint shit, man.
I’m going to school right now for graphic design ’cause I’m trying to make a brand for myself. – Yeah. – [Button] How would you describe your brand? – Maybe 2000’s cartoons. You watch Cartoon Network at all or anything? – Oh yeah, absolutely in the 2000’s. That’s like all I- – Yeah, totally. Like Ed Edd n Eddy, exactly. (beeping) I’m trying to get all of those characters tattooed on me, bro. – Oh, really?
Do you have any tattoos at all? – Yeah, I’ve got a clown right there. – [Jane] Oh, I like it. – [Carter] These are all stick and pokes. My friend does them. – If you don’t mind me touching. – No, go ahead. – I’m sorry, these are really beautiful stick and pokes. – [Carter] Right? I’m serious about color-blocking on my body, so I have- (buzzing) Oh. – [Jane] I’m sorry. – Hey, you catfished me, bro. You catfished me so hard.
It’s your loss though. – I know, I’m sorry. – [Button] Jane, why did you reject Carter? – [Carter] Yeah, I’d like to know. (laughing) – In general, I could see us being really good friends, but I can’t see a romantic relationship in it. – [Button] Okay. – [Scott] Hey, I’m Scott. – Nice to meet you. – [Scott] Good to meet you. – You have beautiful eyes. – I love your lashes. – Thank you. – You have a good look. – Thanks, so do you. I like your beard. – [Button] Scott has ADD. – You have ADD? – I do. – Me too. – What? – [Jane] Yeah. Fucking crazy- (thumping) – [Button] Woah, woah. Oh, did I like ruin it? – No, you’re fine. – [Button] Thank you, Isabelle. – I don’t know, what’s your experience? I know with ADD, for me, It feels like everything’s moving through my head a million miles an hour. – Yeah. – I get embarrassed by things easily because I think that I’m saying things wrong.
Like this would be- (buzzing) – I’m sorry. – [Button] Goodbye, Scott. – All right. – Oh my God, I’m sorry. – [Button] Why did you reject him? – He’s really cute, but I don’t want to talk about my ADD and stuff with someone else. Is this make me kind of a bitch? Hi. – [Mikey] Hi, how are you? – I’m good, how are you? – I’m well, my names Mikey. (buzzing) – I’m sorry. – That’s okay, no. (buzzing) – Ooh, this is hard. Hi. – Hi, how are you? – I’m good, how are you? – Good. – Oh my God, I love your glasses.
I love your earrings. – Stop. – [Button] Brenna plays the jazz flute. (laughs) – Oh, but like Ron Burgundy style? (laughing) – Kind of, I play in a funk and jazz band. – [Button] When was your last serious relationship? – Three years ago? And, I lived with my ex, then there was a really bad breakup. And then I ended up having to separate myself from my entire friend group and kinda restart. Yeah. – Yeah, mine was two and a half months ago, – Oh shit, really? – Yeah.
But, we just weren’t right for each other. – [Button] Do you like to dance? – Oh absolutely, do you? – I fucking love dancing. – Hell yeah, where do you like to go on the weekends? – I go to like Mostown. – Chop Suey? – Chop Suey, yeah. – Yeah, Chop Suey, yes. – [Button] Let’s see a dance move. – Can we have music? – [Button] La, la. That was actually really good. This seems to be going well. Brenna, are you attracted to Jane? – I am, yeah. – I’m very attracted to you as well. – [Button] Hold hands for 10 seconds and stare deeply – Oh yeah, absolutely. – [Button] Into each other’s eyes, – I am so down for this. – I’m so down. – Hi. – Hi. Should I take off my glasses? – No, it’s fine.
I can see you’re beautiful jade eyes. They are so nice, yes, hi. – Hi. – [Button] Okay, okay, that’s enough. – Wait, give us 10 more seconds. (laughing) – [Button] Would you like to go on a second date with each other? – I would love to. – Fuck yeah. – [Button] Congratulations, you have won The Button. – We won The Button. Hell yeah. (clapping) – I’m so happy. – I know. I don’t know, I’m nervous. – [Button] Now say, “I love you.” – Oh, too soon, Button. – Too soon. – [Button] I tried. – Okay, you’re right, thank you. (peaceful music)